I Like Typical Nerd Stuff. Also Have A Typical Nerd Life. And I write as well. Hopefully Directing soon.Tumblr (3.0; @lazydelusionalnerd)http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b5c1a65f5068833f675f98c2626c416c/tumblr_mn64ysvn261qda5pto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53265465725http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53265465725Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:36:26 -0400<p>Tomorrows my birthday and i gotta house sit for my sister&#8230;<br/> She lives in a small town. Her house is around the woods. It looks like a cabin. And it is across the street from a cemetary.<br/> My precautions are<br/> Not to read any books written in latin<br/> Dont play with any device that looks cursed and mystical.<br/> Make sure it isnt the anniversary of some tragic death where the person might seek revenge.<br/> Dont play with the ouiji board.<br/> Aim for the head. Just in case the cemetary gets toxic waste spilled on it.<br/> I have no plans if i encounter bigfoot. Im fucked if that happens.<br/> Sadistic killers want to play a game ill kill them first.<br/> Aaand i think thats it.<br/> Happy birthday to me.</p>http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53250358581http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53250358581Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:33:46 -0400<p>That gif of Dicaprio break dancing is my favorite thing ever</p>http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53246383687http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53246383687Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:42:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c75b10633004449db127e7a6ccb3e992/tumblr_mok75e8nTx1qdyanko1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://zipporahtempura.tumblr.com/post/53229582965/yes-youre-welcome" class="tumblr_blog">zipporahtempura</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>yes. you’re welcome. </p></blockquote>http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53232241805http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53232241805Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:22:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c75b10633004449db127e7a6ccb3e992/tumblr_mok4jgT00N1qdngmto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://therealbekkyboo.tumblr.com/post/53225492729/gif-leodicaprio-dancing-has-become-my-new" class="tumblr_blog">therealbekkyboo</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>GIF: @LeoDiCaprio dancing has become my new favorite thing in life.</p></blockquote>http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53230155607http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53230155607Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:52:30 -0400<p>Ok guys imagine a 20 year old version of rapper Ice T. But like hes modern and uses words like swag.<br/> Now imagine a 20 year old version of his wife. Now take their vanity up at least 50%.<br/> Im probably gonna live with those two soon.<br/> I dont know why im friends with them. But itll be interesting to see how that turns out.</p>http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53171094466http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53171094466Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:22:25 -0400<p><a href="http://doklausoneverysurfacepossible.tumblr.com/post/53150934014/the-cage-rage-is-too-much-for-mere-peasants" class="tumblr_blog">doklausoneverysurfacepossible</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Too drunk to give a fuck.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/b4f74d24f2bf123205aa1aac212fec24/tumblr_inline_moie3sqA6k1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>Too pissed to give a fuck</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/e7d52109ceb72e5017f26797d402cbdc/tumblr_inline_moie497mWh1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>Too awful at gambling to give a fuck</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/a6027c59986e4fbd1814bea011578923/tumblr_inline_moie7zw9kp1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>Too sick to give a fuck</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/6e7cf88cca98a02a3f4c7c2e1d637a43/tumblr_inline_moieam8HfI1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>Too busy being a bear to give a fuck</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/d19176f5a905f24bfb5507583945fda7/tumblr_inline_moiem1i2J61qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>Too pissed about his shitty mattress to give a fuck</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/caca2a877d66fab0290f38f5baca44c5/tumblr_inline_moietxgGcJ1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>Too busy being a tortured artist to give a fuck</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/9f5b4cae354d0812723bd1fdf16efe1b/tumblr_inline_moif2k5x3s1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53161701981http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53161701981Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:15:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdsqg3WKiv1qlfi4io1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdsqg3WKiv1qlfi4io2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-girl-who-loved-them-all.tumblr.com/post/52966379199/so-this-is-what-happens-when-natasha-tells-clinton">the-girl-who-loved-them-all</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So this is what happens when Natasha tells Clinton to go pick up their daughter from ballet lessons.</p> </blockquote>http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53161624644http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53161624644Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:14:02 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wanglnciaga.tumblr.com/post/49841667898/so-when-ur-famous-do-u-just-magically-have-great">wanglnciaga</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or</p> </blockquote> <p>Yeah just ask Seal or Edward James Olmos</p>http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53161547508http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53161547508Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:11:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f8b452acaea25fc32f36ac4341cf2fbe/tumblr_mmwt5mWXnG1r314hdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53161302305http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53161302305Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:09:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ffee89ebe04fc413bb75d10f54faa388/tumblr_moikrdPGdD1rome1po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53161275544http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53161275544Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:09:21 -0400<p>Its weird Just finishing Freaks and Geeks then seeing This Is The End.<br/> That being said. That movie exceeded my expectations. And i had huge expectations. Best comedy ive seen in a while. Like fuck Hangover 3. Fuck Man of Steel. Go see this movie. Id do a full review but im on my phone and my laptops still in the shop.</p>http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53070263802http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53070263802Sat, 15 Jun 2013 22:28:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/87eddb5c3213afc9a7ce1ef57ebfbce9/tumblr_mn1socOpLy1qcsmmqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53043589296http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53043589296Sat, 15 Jun 2013 15:29:31 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1Rd9ZfRKHY4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Fun at a friends house</p>http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53007437725http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/53007437725Sat, 15 Jun 2013 02:33:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ab7fc8b819295145da488fb0b1e91a91/tumblr_mob93mPckO1rkqbego1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fbf246ddedd82c265b6f462a96e93407/tumblr_mob93mPckO1rkqbego2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3cc8e538044908d73c6eaea0a4c01bf3/tumblr_mob93mPckO1rkqbego4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/695094245fb94c9f7b0142d02c831851/tumblr_mob93mPckO1rkqbego3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://thighabetic.tumblr.com/post/52977754673/i-fuck-chili-waitresses" class="tumblr_blog">thighabetic</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>“I fuck Chili waitresses” -The best line not included in this set</p></blockquote>http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/52981259498http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/52981259498Fri, 14 Jun 2013 19:27:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/849a4a59239fcbb35129f8cbd525e35b/tumblr_mocvd838V31r27q2lo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b868869d58161ec1cf0a0fc93aefbe3c/tumblr_mocvd838V31r27q2lo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>Just some scenes I thought would make good reaction gifs: the photoset 5/??? (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjJb35toNmc">x</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/52976446657http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/52976446657Fri, 14 Jun 2013 18:12:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4e26298d38434cd1976d509a5db1427/tumblr_mkx8469e831rkzusmo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cf0f01b19128dcb81ad1844a4904bc6c/tumblr_mkx8469e831rkzusmo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d585e47b3db89c07bed7af886b526b23/tumblr_mkx8469e831rkzusmo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b0c7bd5e11b77905578446c148cb1302/tumblr_mkx8469e831rkzusmo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/52965512893http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/52965512893Fri, 14 Jun 2013 15:33:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3d355d7a6c2053a58774048c174909fc/tumblr_mods3lGpqX1qzdglao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahmovieposters.tumblr.com/post/52940598046/elysium" class="tumblr_blog">fuckyeahmovieposters</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.impawards.com/2013/elysium_ver2_xlg.html"><em>Elysium</em><br/></a></p></blockquote>http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/52965302478http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/52965302478Fri, 14 Jun 2013 15:30:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eebe0ba9f53e336acb88e939d5ae526a/tumblr_mgjnjtPGba1r33r0fo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/52965230887http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/52965230887Fri, 14 Jun 2013 15:29:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2843b566e6b292e1f394e4d71fd46056/tumblr_modbe3PlqZ1r06u6co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jenari.tumblr.com/post/52928042833/accurate">jenari</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Accurate. </p> </blockquote>http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/52965213273http://lazydelusionalnerd.tumblr.com/post/52965213273Fri, 14 Jun 2013 15:28:43 -0400